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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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Wednesday with 161,580 notes / reblog
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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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mydogsnokes:

if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u

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Wednesday with 3,434 notes / reblog
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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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Wednesday with 326,687 notes / reblog

kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

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Wednesday with 189,149 notes / reblog

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

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Wednesday with 230,684 notes / reblog
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